A Funny Story on the Cat Lady

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Found this online. There is no name on this but I'm sure some of us that took the plunge know who this is. This is probably the best review I've seen on this person and made for a good laugh.

http://opencitysanantonio.blogspot.com/2010/12/dungeon.html
 
I read the other reviews as well, all what...6 of them in total? Anyway, the one that is labeled "Young Hustlers" is pretty interesting. But only because of the fact that the person who wrote it was talking about how dumb Dan Quayle and Sarah Palin are, and then couldn't even spell advice right. Aaah...the irony.
 
God bless her, she is like a horndog rite of passage. Guess I made my trip in 1999. Few less flies on the flypaper back then.

That review brought it all back. hard to believe that all the junkers are still in the driveway after 10 years.

At least she is consistent.
 
I read the whole blog. That slick Willie has some terrible luck.

I been through what he been through on that blog, I would just turn gay.

Funny as shit.

Slick Willie deserves a TShirt and a lifetime premium membership here, all that he has been through.
 
I still can't get over her using cooking oil. When I saw her she said she was gonna use powder. That crap was heated in water in a crock pot. I had the worst pimple out break on my back since high school.
 
That was one of the funniest reviews i've EVER read, & even though i LOVE massages, I think I'll pass.
 
This was an awesome read, funny thing is that i've seen places in Mexico where they cooking oil as well hahaha
 
Yes Spursfan, my trip 10 years ago, i learned what "sassy" meant.

Know what? I would like to hear from someone who been by there more than once, do you think such a guy exists?
 
It's a rite of hobby passage, not certain if anyone will admit to seeing the sassy blond more than once.

SF
 
TFF...the guy left just in time. After the Wesson, a clove of garlic up the ass and some brisket rub was next.

Rite of passage, more like Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome! This should be a pinned ALERT!!! and her picture should be in the post office with a big "Caution" instead of "Wanted".
 
Sorry but I'm not connecting the dots....could someone say or PM me one more cliff note......(her name)
 
oh man this is hilarious..sassy is practically a legend on the AVOID column but guys still keep falling into the spiderweb...if they only join massageplanet they could save their hard earned $$. She broke me in way back when too and gosh what a nightmare...hialrious
 
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