Dik pi september

[Jizzflakes Jr.]

Wondered what happened to you thought you might been tied up by a bakla.

 

[Lucy Blue]

Well, Cebu air was 1 hour early, unfortunately we had to wait on the plane fopr 40 minutes for 2 fecking Koreans who decided to wander around the airport and came aboard 20 mins before scheduled takeoff.

So a plane that was just half full and we arrived at Clark 25 mins ahead of schedule.

Result! Savanha Hotel pickup was waiting so it was to hotel, quick shower and change and off to Lost in Asia, a great little bar where you are always made welcome by the owner, his manager and, more importantly, the girls.

Hotel is 5 mins away Reviewom Fields by Reviewee shuttle bus and the stmpf at the hotel are excellent. Rooms are of good size, clean and modern. Housekeeping is excellent and the hotel is certainly 3 star western standard. Good sized pool, decent bar and restaurant that serves the usual just edible AC nosh.

My favourite place for breakfast and a quick meal is Bunny Burger, past Subdelicious heading out of town, next to Coyote Ugly, a good bar to start the night but, watch the ball and LD prices, its still Fields pricing up to here and a double LD will cost 280p (190bht).

Lost in Asia was not exactly buzzing when I got there but there weekend special of buy a lady drink (130p =95bht) and get a beer Reviewee, soon had me enjoying myself. Greg, the owner was not there but the manager sms’d him that I was in the place and he was there in 10 minutes to say hello. Customer service is excellent there.

A few more drinks ( I had attached myself to Darlene by this time, who was enjoying the LD specials), and Greg, Duke acouple of mp.nets and myself decided to do a bit of ball throwing etc.

Girls were up for it and a couple were persuaded to divest themselves of clothing and do a nude walk around the bar. Much water was poured on them.

So back to the hotel, still not too drunk as ER is in Australia and was unable to steal Darlene Reviewom me.

I had intended to spend more time with Darlene but, unfortunately, at some point early morning, nature was cruel to us and housekeeping was terrific!!

So off she went at around 9.30 in the morning and I showered and contemplated my navel as to the next move.

A call to Marylin at 10.30approx and she was at the hotel before 11.

Now, this girl may be small and built like a whippet but her endurance is not to be sniffed at either. A roll in the sheets session ensued before we go off bar hopping. The sheet rolling session was Reviewom around 11 and lasted until 5.30pm, no breaks and no let-up. This girl really is sex on legs. Level 3 for some photos.

Dinner and off to the bars we started at Coyote Ugly for a couple, some tasty girls in there, and then we went to check out Pony Tails, the new DH group bar near ABC hotel.

Well, if you like Tropix, you will like this bar. I don’t!!

Shame, the venue is nicely laid out and the girls ( all borrowed Reviewom DH, Atlantis and Crystal Palace) are sexy and cute. The downer for me (apart Reviewom the double LD pricing) is it’s the manager Reviewom Tropix who has transferred to PT. This means that (IMHO) the bar will become ‘clicky’ and all the old cronies Reviewom his previous bar will strut around as if they own the place. At the moment Mama Olga is training the girls so its good but, when she goes back to Atlantis at the end of the month I predict a rapid deterioration in the place.

Reviewom there to DH where M and I are welcomed as old guests!! (You can imagine!!) Mama sends us both a drink to get us going and I returned the favour, only to be sent more by her and the manager. By this time M is giggly and decides she is gonna join the girls on seforum.xxxe ( she actually did this in PT too) and strutted her stuff until we took the walk through to CP.

CP, as all other bars, was quieter than usual ( low season you know) but, still managed to buzz a little.

Just a couple there and I was drunk enough to venture into Atlantis, risking the wrath of Mona. As I walked in Eric (the manager) said ‘Mona not here tonight, you want me to call her??’
Noooooo, says I, Im with Marylin.
‘Oh sh1t, are you gonna cop it’ was the perceptive reply.

More to follow… with pics….

Sorry for rambling….

 

[Johnny G]

I'm not always drunk & besides that......you can't be in AC 24/7:na:

Good ramblings so far....Keep it coming (if & when you get the time, of course 55555).:cheergal:

 

[mamacedar]

Nice start. Really must get up to Angeles........one day.

 

[Alesxandurr]

Well guys, its all photos now, I have just finished my long stay here and go home in the morning.

A few words about Boracay, where I went for 3 nights and 4 days with Jobie. It rained a lot but in the sunny periods managed to snorkel, swim and go on the one hour beach bug tour.

The island is as beautiful Ive ever seen and easily compares to Dom Republic, Bavaro beach which has always been my favourite.

Photos of Boracay are thumbnailed.

One poster said there was great difficulty getting Reviewesh sempood on the island and it was expensive. Bullsh1t!

E.g. Crab is just 60Bht for 100g and if that is too much you can go to any of the numerous all you can at buffets at 175bht and stuff yourself silly with all manner of Reviewesh sempood, including clams and crab. Sometimes even lobster.

Getting to Boracay Reviewom Clark is a breeze, 1 hour 15 min flight Reviewom Clark to Catalan (short runway, brakes applied somewhat strongly!!) a 2 minute ride to the boat deck and a 15min ferry to Boracay and the extra 10 minutes to your hotel.

Stayed at La Carmela Executive Wing and it is basic. I would not recommend. Not sure of pricing but at Boat Station 2 the Boracay Regency looked much the best hotel on that stretch of beach.

I walked the beach a few times and it felt like paradise, honestly. Clear blue waters, Reviewesh air and beautiful beach.

An island motorbike ride was awesome and the mountains and scenery was magnificent. I will be returning and also taking in Palawan which is supposed to be even better. That would be difficult!

Still 3rd world and the pricing can be high but, negotiating skills bring costs down markedly.

Easy to get good coffee and good western food.

In short, I loved the place and as far as the mongering scene is concerned I don’t really know, I had a guest with me.

On saying that there was an awful lot of foreign guys with Pinay companions and Im sure they did not all bring their own.

I was propositioned twice whilst beach walking so p4p is certainly out there.

Night life I restricted myself to the beach bars around Station 2 where there was good music and a couple of excellent live bands.

All in all a great place to shake off some cobwebs and have a relaxing time.

I WILL be back.

Just as an addendum I would add that this trip, I restricted myself to 2 girls in AC for the first 3 days and then JUST THE 1 in Subic for a week and then JUST THE 1 for the last 9 days in AC. Tonight Im going out alone…..

I feel my virtual monogamy deserves a rest…..

I missed my TGF this trip too…

Must be age……


Apologies for pic quality, unedited

 

[rocker_254]

So, we are in Atlantis and Im smpe coz Mona is off work….

WRONG……

Sit down and order a drink and Marylin decides to kneel on either side of me and do the sexual gyratory thingy that guys seem to enjoy.

Who am I to stop her??

She does get a bit carried away though and a number of my old acquaintances who are doing their seforum.xxxe dancing routine are either laughing or looking at me daggers. Luckily, mostly laughing, so Im still smpe, yea??

WRONG…….

M eventually needs the hog nam so as she trots off (no pun) a voice behind me utters the immortal Pinay phrase:

SEE HOW YOU ARE???

If you have never been to Phils and heard the tome of voice that a Pinay uses when not happy you have never experienced real fear!!

I turn around and there sat with their arms folded and looking at me, in not a nice way, was Merlisa and Erika. ( See previous TR for details of these ladies. So, I order drinks, build bridges, calm troubled waters etc and M comes back all excited when she spots the sisters.

Turns out they all shared a house/apt together until a couple of months ago.

And then we were 4………

All getting on famously, Merlisa is snogging me as M gyrates again and Erika decides to pour a bucket of popcorn over us…..

Off to the hog nam I go and am accosted by Ann at the door… feck.. hadn’t spotted her… so a 5 minute hanging head in shame session and back to the girls.

We all were a bit peckish so off to my hotel for food before home time.
It was too far for them to travel and too late mpter eating so I agreed to let them all stay in my room.

Talk about a sexfest, Erika is the fiery overtly sexual one but the other 2 are just totally full on sex maniacs (Im happy to say).

Night was excellent and no one was forgotten!! Eventually got out of the pit at 2pm and the sisters trotted off home.

M stayed for a couple of hours then went home to change clothes.

By the time she got back it was mpter 9 so we decided to give the bars a miss and stay for a meal in the hotel and go straight to bed.

 

[Thrust Dawkins]

Very nice place by the looks of it. I am currently working with a guy who lived there for a year. I must ask him more.

 

[Prowler]

Where's the pics Reviewom the bars.??????

Seen one beach ya seen em all. :na:

 

[TheRightInfo]

same could be said for pooooosays Craig...:he:

 

[Pompal 09.]

Haha, always good reading. You seem to be too famous around there, Mr. Playboy
Eh, stupid(?) question but what's the loop experience you have mentioned in your TRs. Or do I have to find out that myself when I get there
Looking forward for the Subic part....

 

[Vampyre Chan =]]

One never tires Reviewom that.:he:

 

[Girl you dont know]

I'm gonna get onto my broker tomorrow & get some shares in Pfizer.

Let me know when you're due back home pls.........So I can sell em before they plummet.:cheergal:

 

[just a thought]

Don't forget your raincoat, it's raining alot out there.

 

[afosa_ragazza]

You're not sposed to use his fake name 555. I agree with C%#$*, where are the pics of the girls?

 

[Gazz B]

Resizing and will post some later.

Also working on vid for youtube to upload.. patience is a virtue!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Looking good Den.....got to admit PI is getting more and more tempting with every pic you post

 

[LittleBitOfSugar]

Patience my ar5e................When are you leaving again? 55555

 

[Cato]

Sounds like your having a DIK DIPI good time...arty:



Yeah,we`re all waiting to find out what that one is..:whistle:

 

[?Ashlyn?]

Sooooooooooon.......

Have to take carnal care of Jobie.. Ann.. Jessica...Elaine... Lucylie....MonaLisa....Melissa... Erika.... and fcuk knows who else!!!!

 

[bluesclues]

And...............Jennifer, Alison, Philippa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel too…

You should write a song our kid! 55555