Montreal-My Reviews

[Natalie ?]

You can read my reviews at www.halthejohn.com and I have a list rated of all the top escorts I have seen, the top 100 and more... with details.

 

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What the hell happened???? Hamilton had at least a 13 second lead. I mean he was gaining a few tenths every lap!!!! He had the groove and was walking away. Then safety car kills the lead and he wrecks his car leaving pit road!!!??????

Regardless, here is my last few reviews.

Jade from Devilish

Young, tan, thin and hot. Small boobs, but slightly saggy. She is 22 and has a 2 year old. She is VERY tan. Green eyes and has a sexy scratchy voice and with that French accent, it drove me nuts. BUT, not GFE. CBJ, but dammed good. This girl must end most of her appointments with just a CBJ. It was that good. no kissing, but didn't really try. Decent pussy. but once again. once the deep strokes started, a caught a whiff of badness. What the fuck??? She was clean, smelled good(her body) and deep in her pussy was an air pocket of bad. No biggie, for 180 and the looks of her???? Well worth it even though she had a hidden air pocket.LOL

My last victem was a repeat. Kitana was back again and it was better then ever. She rocks. Everything but greek, which never was a big deal for me. No air pockets in her. i pumped her to death and she smelled clean as when we started. I gave her a 40 dollar tip, and a kiss goodnight.

My buddy has a few reviews he wants me to submit. if that is OK, i will do it for him.

Quite a fun weekend. Racing, drinking, eating(le Baton Rouge has a mean NY Strip/Scallop skewer) and fucking like a porn star.

The poor maid.LOL She must have thought we were animals. But I gave her a 20 on day one and she gave me 4 extra towels daily!

For those who are planning on a trip. It is fun. The girls say that GP weekend is always busy, but EVERY weekend is busy, because alot of guys come here just for strip clubs(contact dances) and escorts. It is legal, the girls are hot and the place is fun. Made it back to NJ in 5 and half hours. Even though customs looked through our vehicle. Clowns!!! I showed him our F1 passes and he still needed to look.

 

[Cable T]

Thanks for the reviews sport! Aaahhhhh...I miss Montreal already. Like you, I've been there on a few occassions to watch the F1 race as well Champ Car when they used to race there. Last race I saw was in 2004.

I've only been with one provider there, the other times I had take out from a couple of the strip clubs. Does Grand Prix, Chez Diane and Laxe ring a bell???

Aaahhh....Montreal....


BTW.......Go Raikkonen!!!

 

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Layla from Eleganza:
Wow!!! This girl is smokin hot. Blue eyes. black hair. Perfect skin. real firm c cups, waxed bald. tiny waist, but has hips. Smelled great, looked great. Tight pussy.
Very new to biz. Working for 2 weeks. Terrible english. But she tries. Willing to try whatever. But didn't seem into kissing. She is REALLY 18 years old.
Eating her was like eating a piece of candy. She seems to like it rough. One and done, but not because of her. the drive tired me out. She and all escorts here stay an hour or more. You pay for an hour, you get an hour.
180 bucks-gave her 200, its like a joke here!!!! These girls would get 300-400+ in NJ and here they are all 180. Only thing is she is a lesbian. She lives with a girl and she is on the site as well. She loves eating pussy. Maybe a two girl show?? Unfortunately she is not working the rest of this weekend.

Next girl, i called Devilish and they had limited choices. I wanted an after dinner treat and only had a girl from Montreal girls or something like that. I guess they are sister agencies??? I just said sure send her up. Her name was Amelia(sp?) She arrived, not bad looking, nice body. Willing to do everything, kind of mechanical, nice bald pussy. But when i stuck it in, and started the pumping, I must have hit a air pocket!!! because the smell that arose was terrible. i mean it was clean and smelled fine, but when the deep strokes started, the smell came. It killed my wood! I pulled my withering cock out and told her i was done! She said "you didn't finish, why not" I said, "Your pussy stinks" She was embarassed and I told her she better get that checked out. It was funny she gave me a little attitude, but took a LONG shower after that.LOL I gave her 180 and when the driver came she and her smelly cooch were off!!!

next girl: Kitana from devilish. I saw her pic and was tired of all these French Canadian white girls and wanted some flavor. She is very exotic looking and seeing the tats and pierced nip and hals review, I ordered her up like a pizza.
Her hair is longer now, tight curly hair. Looked good on her. it was pretty late. She has a slight smell of smoke on her breath, but I smoke so , no big deal. She kisses great. Tongue stud. has a bald pussy that was clean and loved to be eaten. Has an asshole that can handle a finger, but not a cock. Small perky tits and the pierced one is super sensitive. We fucked like porn stars. She cannot take if doggy too deep. I thought she was just playing me, since I am not Johnny Wad Holmes, So i was shallow pumping her, then I pushed it in deep and she leaped off me like she was stung by a bee!!! I apologized and she sad she is very shallow, but she likes it kind of rough, just not to deep pump her from behind. But everything but greek is on her menu and she and i were sweaty messes when I finally came. She jumped in the shower, redid her hair and makeup and it was already past the hour and her driver had called her already. I gave her an extra 40 and she said there was no need. I gave it to her anyways and told her i wanted her back.

Needless to say, my cock is sore as hell today. I went to Qualifying at the Grand Prix and i am pretty tired. Planning on a nice dinner in about an hour and tonight we will see how many more I can have.

It is really a party down here. Alot of super hot woman. Streets are filled with Ferraris. Everybody is drinking and drunk. I like it!!!!