Sasha - Craigslist 6843

[DC Chillin]

MASSAGE FOR MEN ALWAYS $80 WITH FREE BONUS MUST SEE THIS AD ( CALGARY/HERITAGE)
Date: 2011-11-25, 10:52PM MST
Reply to: serv-fbnnt-2720832533@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

GENTLEMEN JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, MY RATES ARE LOWEST IN THE CITY.
I DO NOT CHARGE FOR PLEASURE
YOU PURCHASE A MASSAGE STYLE YOU LIKE,
THE REST IS ON THE HOUSE

MY AVERAGE MASSAGE FOR OF $80 WOULD COST YOU MIN $2O0 TO $300/HR (ELSEWHERE)
CHECK IT OUT YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME

****WHY CHARGE FOR PLEASURES WE ALL ENJOY***

****ALSO MY LOOKS DO NOT EFFECT MY RATES OR TECHNIQUE****
**** I AM WAY PAST AVERAGE IN LOOKS AS WELL STILE ****
SORRY I WILL NOT SPLASH MY PHOTO ON THE NET YOU WILL BE PLEASED


RATES ARE* $80 FOR 45MIN LIGHT TO MEDIUM TISSUE MASSAGE
WITH A (COMPLIMENTARY)**** 15 MIN ADDED...... PERSONAL RELAXATION TOUCH
A TOUCH THAT YOU WILL BE MORE THAN GRATEFUL TO BE (GIVEN)

****** DAILY SPECIAL AS FOLLOWS: *****
RATES ARE $100...... 45MIN DEEP TO EXTREMELY DEEP THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE...
WITH A COMPLIMENTARY 15 MIN ADDED ............ COMFORT SLIDE (BODY TO BODY)

THIS SPECIAL TAKES A LOT OUT OF A THERAPIST THEREFORE :
THIS RATE OF..... $100 .....WILL ONLY BE EXCEPTED FROM 9AM TO 12:30.
AS WELL ONLY TWO CLIENTS WILL BE EXCEPTED IN THE MORNING
YOU BEST BOOK THE DAY BEFORE IF YOU WISH TO GET THIS RATE. YOU CAN TRY SAME DAY BUT CHANCES ARE SLIM

YOU CAN STILL GET THIS MASSAGE THRU OUT THE DAY!!!!!! AT A STILL LOW RATE OF $120 WITH FREE COMFORT SLIDE


FOR THOSE THAT PREFER THE THE EXECUTIVES MASSAGE IS APPROX. 1 1/2 HOUR LONG

*1 HR DEEP THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE WITH A FREE 15MIN BONUS SLIDE *
$160 SHOWER AVAIL RAINCOAT SUOOLIED


GENTLEMEN AS YOU CAN SEE I LIKE REPEAT BUSINESS
EVERYONE I HAVE ATTENDED TO RETURNS
AS YOU WILL TOO
COVER SHEET BY REQUEST OF CLIENT..... AS MOST PREFER NOT

HERITAGE / MACLOUD AREA

10 YEARS EXP MASSAGE ,, 15 YEARS LOOKING AFTER THE MALE CLIENTELE

I am very attractive long black hair weigh 145lbs / 5"9"/Green eyes.

OPEN 7 DAYS WEEK SUNDAY DO NOT START UNTIL 12:00 NOON


SASHA FOR THE BEST RATES!!! BEST MASSAGE!!! 403 875 6843 NO EMAILS SORRY,,,,,, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CHECK

ALSO DO NOT BE ALARMED IF A MALE ANSWERS WHICH WOULD BE DAN WHO IS A FRIEND HE CAN BOOK YOUR APPOINT IF IM BUSY


AGAIN NUMBER FOR SASHA IS 403 875 6843





Was searching Craigslist and my eyes caught Sasha's ad. More specifically the FREE part. Not being one to have this oppurtunity go to waste I decided to call her up. Or text. I can't remember. All I know is that it was about 1:30 in the morning and I had an erection attached to some blue balls. You could say I had a fever. But this time the prescription wouldn't be more cowbell.

It was a HJ. Well ok. It wasn't a HJ. I was there for the massage. Yeah. That's it. A massage. I needed a massage. I was there for the massage. How was I supposed to know there would be a HJ attached at the end?


I shuffled over to a place in SW near Heritage and Mcleod. It was a private residence. Directions and parking instructions were given. I found it fairly quickly and stopped a few houses past as to not arouse suspicion. Light was on and a soft knock at the door and I was met by a milf looking lady.

She had long dark hair and according to her ad is 'way past average in looks'. I'm not one to judge but I was ok with what I saw. She had a big butt and a smile. Not thin but not obese. A good solid woman. And I was here for a massage so let's get back to the action.

I needed a shower and asked for one. She showed me the bathroom. Wasn't the cleanest one. Mentioned that I could use the towel that was there. Showered up and didn't really want to use the one that was hanging up. It looked like community towel. I hopped out of the shower and tried to spin dry myself. After a few minutes of near nausea I came out of the bathroom and hopped up to the table in the room set-up like a mini-massage parlour.


I asked for the 45min package. The massage started and it was actually pretty good. There was good pressure and good teasing. I like this. She was also nude. Didn't mind that at all. More massage and more teasing. A few extra shots of oil on my johnson and she picked up the pace while cupping my balls. This was good.

Hands wandered a little bit. Didn't go too far as she was working to get me off and working it was.

Sexy explosion.

Wiped me up and asked if I wanted to shower again. How could I resist the spin dry?


I Am.

Kenmore Elite.

SlimShady.

 

[HI everybody]

No Dan?

GR8 like Dan.

 

[JASPER]

Dan not home.

Slim Lucky.

Do not want Dan.

 

[ryuzog]

Slim, you are a hoot!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

get a Dan???

 

[kaciedeb]

Love it! I stay away from this because of dan. I feel like seeing him would make it super awkward. And almost ruin the massage.

 

[ronghui lu]

uhhhhhh ??????

No, you good

 

[kid dynamite]

 

[grandma zaza]

"not thin, but not obese... A good solid woman"

That is fricken awesome Slim, where do you come up with this shit?

I love me a solid women!

 

[Miss Pierce]

Hilarious! Slim's expression is just awesome!!!

 

[starsky_1212]

Her Ad had me spinning on the contradictions -- Glad you had a decent time, or at least I think so, lol

 

[Speedster]

Your spin dry comments had me literally laughing out loud!

Great review!

 

[iris054]

When Jodi was not available, and I was craving a massage. I echo Slim's assessment. Also...Dan was IN THE HOUSE!!!! No issue there, but I would suggest you do not wear white socks, cause the walk from the door to the massage is less than sparkling clean. The hummer was good though.

 

[Dogma]

Slim, this is just the way my mind works. Your avatar would be hilarious if the dog's specialty was ... wait for it ..... drum roll please ......


woofing

 

[Catlover101]

Ya i have seen Jodi and Sasha and they are both dimes in my books .
Its hard to say who i like more because they are both so awesome .
Both have great vfm for sure and you will always leave with a smile thats lasts day

 

[The Elements]

Think about this, if your wife follows you and sees you go in a massage parlor, your busted...

If the cops to a raid and your wearing jizz up to your chin and it's on her hands too, busted...

But....if your wife follows you to Sasha's, she runs into Dan...get out of jail free card!!

Wander if Dan will do Sasha from behind while she's giving head???

 

[bellz_chick]

Some girls they want a handsome Dan or some good-lookin' Joe
On their arms some girls like a sweet-talkin' Romeo
Well round here baby I learned you get what you can get
So if you're rough enough for love, honey, I'm tougher than the rest

- "Tougher Than The Rest", Bruce Springsteen

 

[KandyGirl16]

Good review! Sounds like a very interesting soft tissue massage!

 

[Unregistered]

Place is filthy, massage was rushed, the guy in the living room eyeballing you walking in and out. Twice was once too many times going there.

 

[markfine]

A bit filthy for my liking and the guy in the living room watches you like a guard dog. The service varies from good to indifferent depends on her mood I guess. Her entry that her looks won't affect (or effect as she says) the rates imply that she's gorgeous. Well I wish the looks affected the ratings, as we'd sure to get a discount. Anyway, considering the filth, the poor, hurried service, never knowing which Sasha turns up determined me to stop going.