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[dicktracy3003]

I see you joined massage planer on your bday

I totally DID join Massage PlaneT on my birthday! May 19 is definitely my birthday. Are you planning a party for me?? Wait! Don't tell me! I want it to be a surprise!

 

[pinky666]

What else do you want from me, you crack head? I nearly had a stroke trying to read that run on sentence you call a paragraph. There is ranting, and then there is verbal diarrhea. Take a damn breath, put down the meth filled light bulb, and think about what you want to say in a logical manner. That way it won't look like your messages are the result of you smashing the keyboard with your face.

I usually charge for advice like this, but I will let this one go as a freebie. You seem like you need it.

Omg are you highly retarded? It's not a light bulb anymore they actually make these things called pipes lol of course you wouldn't know that would you dinosaur lol and yes I can see how u would have almost had a stroke that comes with age hunny by the sounds of it maybe quit while ur ahead so u don't lose more hair over it lol

 

[dicktracy3003]

Omg are you highly retarded? It's not a light bulb anymore they actually make these things called pipes lol of course you wouldn't know that would you dinosaur lol and yes I can see how u would have almost had a stroke that comes with age hunny by the sounds of it maybe quit while ur ahead so u don't lose more hair over it lol

I feel like you really tried there with the question mark, but understandably the allure of "u" and vacant punctuation was just too much for the crack to ignore and you spiralled down into a grade two writing class...

Also, you should know the "R" word is highly offensive. You shouldn't use it.

 

[pinky666]

I totally DID join Massage PlaneT on my birthday! May 19 is definitely my birthday. Are you planning a party for me?? Wait! Don't tell me! I want it to be a surprise!

Oh it will be a surprise all right just wait and see!!

 

[dicktracy3003]

Oh it will be a surprise all right just wait and see!!

Wow that sounds ominous, but if you can't formulate a sentence then you probably don't have the capacity to do anything to me sooo... see you on May 19th?

 

[pinky666]

I feel like you really tried there with the question mark, but understandably the allure of "u" and vacant punctuation was just too much for the crack to ignore and you spiralled down into a grade two writing class...

Also, you should know the "R" word is highly offensive. You shouldn't use it.

Why R U a Pirate?

 

[dicktracy3003]

Why R U a Pirate?

What?

 

[pinky666]

Why R U a Pirate?

BTW it's only offensive if U R a tard!

 

[dicktracy3003]

BTW it's only offensive if U R a tard!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! You can't come in here saying stuff like that! That is very offensive!

 

[Rubmegood]

YAAAAWWWNN!! Normally I pull up a chair and make some popcorn but it looks like Pinky's just gonna go on the "ignore" list for me...

 

[dicktracy3003]

YAAAAWWWNN!! Normally I pull up a chair and make some popcorn but it looks like Pinky's just gonna go on the "ignore" list for me...

How many posts does RMG have just about ignoring people? Like, dude, just ignore them and shut the fuck up. It's not like he is doing important stuff like getting into fights with crackheads on a rub and tug forum. Jeez.

 

[deeptishyou]

May as well get everyone's opinion on Trudeau, Trump and Tariffs to keep the amusement going!

Was covid a hoax or not? How many vaccine shots did everyone get? Are the Chiefs the best team in NFL history?

ANNNYYYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY bringing it back to the original topic. So I guess my spidey senses were correct, this was yet another lady posing as someone else in attempt to drum up new business.

But for real, should we put a carbon tax on massages?

 

[dicktracy3003]

May as well get everyone's opinion on Trudeau, Trump and Tariffs to keep the amusement going!

Was covid a hoax or not? How many vaccine shots did everyone get? Are the Chiefs the best team in NFL history?

ANNNYYYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY bringing it back to the original topic. So I guess my spidey senses were correct, this was yet another lady posing as someone else in attempt to drum up new business.

But for real, should we put a carbon tax on massages?

This thread didn't veer off track until you chimed in.

 

[deeptishyou]

This thread didn't veer off track until you chimed in.

This thread didn't veer off track until you chimed in.

Well, shit! There I go again, the newbie misunderstanding what people like. My bad, carry on with the thread now being about: 1) A woman who faked her name, got called out and is in a pissing match with everyone about it. 2) One grown man making fun of another man and the other grown man insulting him over it.

Who am I to think this was off track! Carry on, I'll step aside

 

[Rubmegood]

Well, shit! There I go again, the newbie misunderstanding what people like. My bad, carry on with the thread now being about: 1) A woman who faked her name, got called out and is in a pissing match with everyone about it. 2) One grown man making fun of another man and the other grown man insulting him over it.

Who am I to think this was off track! Carry on, I'll step aside

Hey, @deeptishyou, as a noob, I'll fill you in about guys like dick tracy: They are what, in internet language, is called a "Troll". They don't have a life outside of going on various chat forums to stir up shit. The more shit they can disturb, the happier they are. The more people they can get riled up and arguing with them, the more they stir up even MORE shit. Over the years we've had them come and go on this forum. The only way to get rid of them is to take away their fun by not reacting to their jabs and outrageous comments and insults. Fortunately, the mods built in the handy-dandy "ignore" feature into the forum which makes it easy to not react to them. The rule to remember on any forum is this: "Don't feed the trolls".

Follow this rule and eventually the troll gets bored because he can't rile anyone up anymore and he moves on to find another hunting ground. Remember:


DON'T FEED THE TROLLS

 

[dicktracy3003]

Well, shit! There I go again, the newbie misunderstanding what people like. My bad, carry on with the thread now being about: 1) A woman who faked her name, got called out and is in a pissing match with everyone about it. 2) One grown man making fun of another man and the other grown man insulting him over it.

Who am I to think this was off track! Carry on, I'll step aside

The thread is about Siobahn. I was talking directly with her, so I would say that is fairly on track. At least I didn't come in asking about some other provider like SOME faggy people on this board "OH did someone say massage? I love love love LauraEdmonton! I'm her biggest simp! You should all go see her and post a review so I can read it because I am a cuck loser" or along those general lines.

 

[dicktracy3003]

Hey, @deeptishyou, as a noob, I'll fill you in about guys like dick tracy: They are what, in internet language, is called a "Troll". They don't have a life outside of going on various chat forums to stir up shit. The more shit they can disturb, the happier they are. The more people they can get riled up and arguing with them, the more they stir up even MORE shit. Over the years we've had them come and go on this forum. The only way to get rid of them is to take away their fun by not reacting to their jabs and outrageous comments and insults. Fortunately, the mods built in the handy-dandy "ignore" feature into the forum which makes it easy to not react to them. The rule to remember on any forum is this: "Don't feed the trolls".

Follow this rule and eventually the troll gets bored because he can't rile anyone up anymore and he moves on to find another hunting ground. Remember:


DON'T FEED THE TROLLS

What RMG fails to mention is that I only troll stupid people. If you look at my interactions with people who post sensible, thought out posts, I am polite and courteous.

The key to not feeding the trolls is don't be stupid. That's it.

Or from Toronto.