Best service with Asian, Happy coming, Happy leaving

[TBone]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beau...it/1411379512?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Well the title of that ad doesn't really leave you guessing what kind of massage you will get

 

[Tinted wolf]

Common pal, the ad is gone, no details, no reviews... who does that?

 

[TBone]

Common pal, the ad is gone, no details, no reviews... who does that?

The ad is back up pal, was just trying to inject some humor around here, lighten up.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

The ad is back up pal, was just trying to inject some humor around here, lighten up.

Yes, thank-you for your added humour.

I am beginning to feel like Michael Knight:
a lone crusader in a humourless world.
Driving around in my Trans Am, looking for dull sutuations and trying to bring them life. And its so frustrating to having to hide the fact that my cool car is really a robot, and I am not in the car, talking to an imaginary friend. My car would be such a babe magnet, if they knew what it could do

and...Oh hell! I am doing the written equivalent of babbling.

If I were Michael Knight, I might hear Kitt (Robot Trans-am) warning me. "Michael! Your vital readings are showing that you are in dangerous need of sleep."

Good night y'all!!!

 

[markzzm]

undraped massage 90$

 

[Jingo62]

Great Massage with a little bumping but that was it. Of course it was my first time going to see her. 90 for an undrapped massage and when i asked her if she massages the little guy she said no. She didn't get mad or anything. I would repeat though just to relax.

 

[Albertaman]

The "happiness" is mostly hers, not yours. She is happy to see you arrive, and happy to see you go, with a lighter load in your wallet. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! Love these ads from the Asian providers that reel in the sucka's.


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[Albertaman]

The Donald, Mnuchin, and Wilbur Ross ain't putting up with the misrepresentation. Us Canadian putzes are easy targets.

So so sorry, I said that.


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[Philgood101]

Alright, it's been a while I have venture out of my preferred therapist list but I figured it was time to take one for the team and report back on this lady.
I was going to write a very long review with all my personal opinion etc.. but I decided to keep it fairly shot and only reports the fact and you can make up your mind if this would be a good massage service for you. I will still have to give my opinion on a few things in order to review properly. Sorry this review will still be very long.....

We texted for a while and she said, and I quote; "I'm a license and professional massage therapist". So I asked if she will be giving me a receipt for insurance claim and she started to explain to me something about someone that used to work for her sent the wrong paperwork to an insurance company and now they are investigating etc etc.... So basically, the answer is no, she cannot give receipt.

- Texting and booking an appointment with her was easy. Responded fast and found a time that works for both of us.
- Regular massage is $78 and undraped is $90
- Place is easy to find. Single family house and no parking on the street since all the driveways are almost touching each others so I park in the driveway of the house.
- Massage room is very close to the main entrance. Just to the right of the basement stair on the way in.
- Massage room is small and is the same as shown in her add. Massage bed is touch the wall at your feet so she cannot go around the table at your feet.
- Room was cold. I know it's very cold out right now but that's why all massage therapist should have a space heater in their rooms.
- She put relaxing music on that was loud enough that you can just listen to the music and not hear much else.
- Massage started with her fingers just grazing my body all over. She said that was only the warm up and after she will apply pressure. Well this "warm up" lasted over 20 mins! Total wast of massage time and absolutely worthless.
- After she finally stopped just running her fingers on me, she put on latex gloves on and poured cold oil directly on my body. Not even pour it in her hands first to warm it up.
- Now this is only my opinion but I have received LOTS of massages in my life so far and never I had a massage therapist wear latex glove before. Let me say that the feeling of latex glove on your body with the sound of loose glove on her hand rubbing me was by far the most uncomfortable feeling. Even the fairly loud relaxing music wasn't enough to drown the glove sound on my body.
- Her massage skills are not much to talk about. If I would to rate her, I would put her massage skills at 4 or 5 our of 10 at best! I might have too high of expectations due to seeing very good ladies in town such as Sunny, Anna, Sara and even the "Attractive" lady in Sherwood Park that all offers a good therapeutic massage and maybe this is why I have a hard time being satisfied with mediocrity but this lady has not sort of routine and just basically rub and grab whatever she can at any giving point going from should to legs and back to the back and just goes all over the place with no really any value in her massage skills at all. She did apply enough pressure to actually do good but since she has no skills, doesn't provide any sort of therapeutic benefits at all.
- After she finished the short "rub" of my body, she rub me down with hand paper towel that you would find in a 7 Eleven bathroom. I am not joking guys! Yep, rough as hell paper towel rubbing of the oil with latex gloves.... Now that is very relaxing!!!
- after the flip, the massage is almost non existent either... a bit of leg rub and it's done so not even worth flipping over.
- I arrive 5 minutes early so we did start the massage pretty much exactly on time. After the massage was done, I was dressed, I pay and got the heck out of there and after I was in my vehicle and driving out that I look at the clock and it was still in the hour I was supposed to have paid for so my massage was overall probably about 45 mins at best and out of that, 20 minutes or more was a light finger rubbing....

Do I recommend this lady? Absolutely not. I will not repeat. The sad part about this is she really believe she is very good and we should all be thankful she offers her services and is a better deal than other massage places in town. She is very out of touch with the real world out there....

If anyone has any additional questions, I will be glad to give you more of my opinions and added details on this experience in PM to any contributors of this forum.

 

[Rubmegood]

Sounds like you really "took one for the team"- ouch! Thanks for saving the rest of us a lot of time and money!

 

[Philgood101]

Haha no worries!
But just to clarify, there is worst out there... Like Siobhan for example...
At least this lady lives in a respectable place and is very polite and friendly.
Just the services she offers is very sub-par....

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Yeah...thanks. That was over and above the call of duty.

And what's with ladies charging extra for being undraped? I would get that some ladies would charge me extra for having to look at my ugly face....but why my penis.
It may be small....but its absolutely gorgeous. Hell...it could even be a supermodel penis.

 

[Philgood101]

Haha! Yeah I know right?? I don't get that either! Same massage but they don't have to clean one extra sheet and all of a sudden, it's more money.... If anything, it should be cheaper haha
But this lady gave me the whole story on why it is more expensive etc etc bla bla.... I won't go in details here but like I said, she thinks very highly of herself....

 

[Albertaman]

Phil, thanks very much for the detailed review. True Classic. It's the suffering we go through to find the occasional gems. Beyond outright lousy service, sometimes it's the new math that drives me nuts. Why the premium on undraped massage, when the provider saves money on supplies/sheets, laundry soap and energy? And it's not like she had the heat up a few degrees for an undraped session. And what's with the latex gloves? Does she have hepatitis or leprosy? Jeez.

Here is a thought for all RMT's including the true-true legit ones..Go Green..Support Sustainability..Go Undraped!

 

[Philgood101]

You are very welcome! Yes, going thru this kind of services sometimes is part of the game... But oh so worth when the gem is found... lol
Oh man... No ideas what was with the latex gloves but wow that was weird!!
I'm on board with you on that one! Go Green! haha

 

[massage me good]

Oh man... No ideas what was with the latex gloves but wow that was weird!!
I'm on board with you on that one! Go Green! haha

#17 Philgood101, Today at 12:5
Short answer!- I think was for PROSTATE check up.Did you get writing report.
Lucky me ,I went few weeks ago and massage was not available.I spent just $ 12 for hair cut by different lady(house owner).

 

[massage me good]

Stopped please. I laughed so much.
Normally guys suppose to use rubber protection.

 

[TBone]

Do I recommend this lady? Absolutely not. I will not repeat. The sad part about this is she really believe she is very good and we should all be thankful she offers her services and is a better deal than other massage places in town. She is very out of touch with the real world out there....

If anyone has any additional questions, I will be glad to give you more of my opinions and added details on this experience in PM to any contributors of this forum.

Wow, that sounds truly awful, cold room, latex gloves, poor massage and rushed out early, doesn't get much worse than that.

I'm sorry you had to experience that, but at least now the rest of us can save the cash and the rubber glove treatment.
Thanks for your sacrifice my friend.

 

[Philgood101]

Haha! Yeah maybe the gloves were for that mid life check... I was clinching so hard maybe she tried but didn't have enough cold lube to get the job done.... haha!

 

[massage me good]

At least all of you have good sense of humor.Humor and smiling make us happy,relax the body,reduce stress.Its benefits on the body.
Phillgood 101- Thanks for you sacrifice and saving our wallets.