Erotic Massage for couples

[Los Ojos]

Hi,
my wife and myself will spent a few days/nights at Patong. We are looking for some erotic massages. A good looking guy for my wife:biggrinlo and a sweety for myself. Are there such parlors for couples or do we need to go for a rip-off-spa (w/o sexy special...) ?

 

[MAgheewala]

the main place in patong ii called, christins
you would probably find what you are looking for there
but some memberrs don,t think its very good there, and expensive also
there are other massage places in patong but ive never been to those, so i can,t comment---

 

[Hina Jamil]

Don't know of anywhere that has good looking guys also as massuese, usually only girls. I think I might have read long ago about a massage parlour near royal paradise hotel but then if so the guy would probably be gay, okay for massage for wife but did she also want a sexy special?

One of the expats will probably know, be interesting to see which one admits it first though!!!!

 

[Suzie Homemaker]

Dodger, between me and you and you must keep this a secret OK? I think I have just found my new niche in the Patong massage trade! I am looking to hook up with Sue, my LT massage mate from Chaidee and offer mutual couples only massage in a Lancastria-Korean style for elitist customers! I am going to change my name to Mr Kneezunbumpzedazy, first name Hans!

I think it just might work. I have some Enya CD's, rough hands and lots of oil out here! I have a smattering of German vocab and will be willing to look after the female element while Sue looks after the blokes! I was panicking that I wouldn't have a hobby to keep me busy when over there! Tch, It never rains, it just pours! :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo

 

[Freaky One]

So at last Mr D..........your longtime master plan for that easy life you are envisging in LOS has been revealed....and I am sure that no man has ever thought of this one before either........cornered the market......excellent

I hope that you have saved a few Iraqi sheckles or whatever denomination they have there for the quieter times.....there could be a few spare hours in the day

 

[Whatsthatyousay]

Denver I think your new name, rough hands and techniques would all fit the requirements of the original poster with just the one exception, he states that he was looking for a massage parlour with a GOOD looking guy to massage her, back to the drawing board ol boy!!

 

[McHaggis Scoticus]

I made a cheese sandwich at about 3 am this morning and I think the cheese was a bit off! I tried to cut all the green, furry bits off but I think I may have missed some! I feel as rough as a Badgers Bottom this morning!

Anyway, it's a bit late now to give up on my plans to be a hunky expat sex masseause, masoose, massagerer, body squeezer! I've bought a white coat, had a name eforum.xxx made (Dirk) and put all my left over bits of suntan lotion from several bottles into a posh pot for use on un-suspecting customers! I've also made a menu of 'Ladies Happy Endings' that they can peruse and choose from!

If I shave the beard off and just show my left profile, I reckon I will get the women flooding and also coming into my "House of Erotic Massage and Internet massageplanete"

 

[Proud New Momma]

Hey Insiders.... I think Dodger got the point! My wife is not a fat blonde one, but a beauty from Singapore, who has enough of the "Denver-kind" of old guys walking after her in the Sauna :aao:
A handsome guy, who is able to give a massage, that turns women on .... so that I'll have the fun with a juicy pussy later ... don't mind, if he watches or participates then ...

 

[cbvnd368796]

Your only hope will be soi paradise.. The boys there are mostly gay for pay I am told and service women / girls / anything that pays..

 

[rockerchick82]

555555555555 Nice one Munich Couple, I really do hope you find what you seek when on your holiday. Please read my post on Funniest LOS escapades about the Danish couple in Kata who were having a fantastic time on the hotel roof!

I promise not to follow you anywhere even though I am handsome in a "Denver-kind" of way! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Have a great holiday :cheers:

 

[dafdaf]

Hey Denver, you r getting more and more "sympathisch" ... as we say over here.
Where can we find that post abt the Danish couple? Cheers

 

[pow pow]

Well you know what they say about sympathy...

Its in the dictionary between sh1t and syphilis

 

[avid reader]

Here is the link to the story and there are some pictures of them on the third page of the thread:

http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/nightlife/9884-bms-funniest-thailand-escapade-2.html

I read Sympatisch Auf Deutche as not sympathy Munich Couple!! 55555 After 5 years in Berlin I see it as being rather nice!!!! I was just having a bit of fun with you. Ich schau dir in die Augen, Kleines! :cheers: Prost!

 

[Stephbiatchxxx]

Is there no couple with any good recommentations for some erotic kicks in LOS ... for both women and men ....???? Help

 

[Miss Marie : )]

Erm.. Posted above..

The only bar fineable working boys work in the Soi Paradise / Gay setion of town..

If your looking for Thai man-ginas then thats where to go..

 

[iamalsotim]

man-ginas

my boss(the lets buy 3 bottles of cristal one) is a complete lunatic. and he regularly drops his pants and does a man-gina at work functions. absolutley insane what this guy does

 

[queen of answers]

Hey Marc, we don't really get what you want to say???
Yr boss is doing what???

We look for some professional and sexy massage ... not for some old and horny guys:angry:

 

[Bizzi]

HE MEANS ........HIS BOSS DROPS HIS PANTS...PUTS HIS COCKK BACK IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS .SO IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A PUSSY !!!!!!
THATS WHAT ME THINKS !!!
IJ

 

[izzy123]

http://www.bkkteen.com/Services.htm

 

[Skalite]

Denver, maybe you can get your massage clients to wear glasses that make you look tall, thin, and be a hansum man, just like with fun house mirrors, then you still might have a workable business idea.