Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[Lalallala]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?

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Omg I did #2 today

 

[OG_funguy]

Omg I did #2 today

How did she react?

 

[Lalallala]

How did she react?

I’ve been seeing her for months. As soon as I realized what I did I pulled my hand away and apologized. She laughed.

Wednesday night was a tough workout that included 5 sets of 30 RDLs (only 105 pounds but it was a lot of reps), and 5 sets of 30 sixty-pound kettleball swings, amongst other things. And a killer HIIT workout last night after a tough hour paddle workout. My back was killing me. On top of that, I saw a gal on Thursday that didn’t really work out and it left me kind of frustrated.

So i thought I would see my fav Chinese cutie at a legit massage place but, alas, she had a customer. So I saw the rmt and forgot it was the rmt

 

[Spawarrior99]

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

 

[Flatulent Fox]

Omg I did #2 today

You're supposed to do #2 every day. If you don't you should add more fibre your diet.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

I’ve been seeing her for months. As soon as I realized what I did I pulled my hand away and apologized. She laughed.

Wednesday night was a tough workout that included 5 sets of 30 RDLs (only 105 pounds but it was a lot of reps), and 5 sets of 30 sixty-pound kettleball swings, amongst other things. And a killer HIIT workout last night after a tough hour paddle workout. My back was killing me. On top of that, I saw a gal on Thursday that didn’t really work out and it left me kind of frustrated.

So i thought I would see my fav Chinese cutie at a legit massage place but, alas, she had a customer. So I saw the rmt and forgot it was the rmt

I wonder if your RMT guessed that you also saw other kinds of massage ladies. I find it is most difficult to discipline my hands when my RMT is at the head of the table, her legs right near my face, and she reaches down by back.

 

[Lalallala]

I wonder if your RMT guessed that you also saw other kinds of massage ladies. I find it is most difficult to discipline my hands when my RMT is at the head of the table, her legs right near my face, and she reaches down by back.

Hahaha that was precisely when I grabbed her ass…

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

Hahaha that was precisely when I grabbed her ass…

So it was her fault

 

[Lalallala]

So it was her fault

Those yoga pants!!

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

Hahaha that was precisely when I grabbed her ass…

Forgivable!

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

Those yoga pants!!

Wow, now you got me wondering if I know this girl! Ha! Yoga pants when the guy is mostly looking at her ass throughout the massage, I mean, that is provocative. She asked for it!

 

[Lalallala]

Wow, now you got me wondering if I know this girl! Ha! Yoga pants when the guy is mostly looking at her ass throughout the massage, I mean, that is provocative. She asked for it!

How do you look if you are face down..?

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

How do you look if you are face down..?

Know where all the mirrors are. Take your face out of the table once in a while to rest your head on its side. Five her encouragement by looking at her and gesturing so.

 

[Lalallala]

Know where all the mirrors are. Take your face out of the table once in a while to rest your head on its side. Five her encouragement by looking at her and gesturing so.

Ahh. My face is always down. And no mirrors in the legit places I go to…

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

How do you look if you are face down..?

It might not be my best angle. Why?

 

[Lalallala]

It might not be my best angle. Why?

Because I don’t see the girl. It was just reflex.force of habit…

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

Because I don’t see the girl. It was just reflex.force of habit…

Oh! U meant not how I look, but how I’m able to SEE! Ok. I can see her legs through the hole in the massage bed. Then I feel her body leaning on me when she leans to reach down my back.

 

[Lalallala]

Not going through 50 pages but you might be hobbling too much if you thought you tossed out *that* bundle of tissue.. but just like that cat, it came back the very next day.

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

Not going through 50 pages but you might be hobbling too much if you thought you tossed out *that* bundle of tissue.. but just like that cat, it came back the very next day.

Huh?

 

[Lalallala]

Huh?

Don’t you ever have to dispose of stuff that shouldn’t be found inside a semi?