IVY at Xiaoping.

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

So, shortly after Xmas....I am trying to sleep early...but can't.....restless.... knowing I want another massage....but knowing I just had one not too long ago. 8 p.m. rolls by....and I am contemplating booking a 9 p.m. at one of the East side favorites....but don't. It starts getting past 8:30 p.m....and I am thinking "why not hop in the shower and try a walkin at No.1. If they say I am too late...I can go for a burger. I do wind up hopping in the shower...
But it's at 915 p.m. and I decide it's off to Xiaoping. On the road by 9:35, inside the doors before 10:05 p.m. Wow! Totally unrecognizable. Hear some nonstop chattering at the end of the left side hallway, that lasts for minutes. Decided to make my way to that side, but out appears, and to my surprise...an attractive, cute, skinny, typically ....but especially short (maybe 5') 30 plus lady comes out to meet me. She is wearing purple scrubs top and bottom.

She asks if I am here for a massage. I think maybe she was hired for hair removal. It's been 8 years approximately, since LaLa/Olivia(or whatever the helll her made up nane is now); and Gloria have worked for Xiaoping. So ...I thought.....nah...I can't be that lucky. But...another 30 something, chubby lady also comes out too....so I am thinking...maybe that is who I will actually get for my massage.

As I admire Ivy's cute little booty, She leads me down the right hallway; to the first room, that includes a corner shower in the room, and leaves. Like the Flash...get O'natural, and get on the table. First thought: table hard and uncomfortable. The room itself was perfect. Seemed like a,long time for her return, maybe 5 minutes. Hard to tell when u r face down, ass up and can't see the clock. Also, didn't really know if it was truly her till the flip. Her beauty may have been a 9, but her English was maybe a 6.5. The typical "have you been here before?" Followed by my affirmative stories I tried telling her. But...unless she was faking her "Bad English", I doubt she understood much.


But....she knew Linda and maybe got some training from her....cuz her hands moved equally fast. After asking about the medium pressure I wanted on some areas and relaxation on the rest:
First, came the lathering and lightly slathering, then the Swedish like wanderings up and down, all around, then some medium, but decent elbow pressure on my back, and somewhat on the glutes. A lot like Linda...but not really, because their was no preflip teasing.....well....not until....her hands finally came up my legs ... close to my groin...to which I lifted my pelvis, to give her the invite. There was a gliding high inside the groin, all along the front hip, but only grazing the the side of the boys, and zero contact with their little brother. There really was no tease. And...she kept gliding her hand. high inside of the groin, but no pressure just, over and over, repetitive gliding, till my back hurt propping myself up.....for no therapeutic or pleasure gain. Maestro would normally be rising in appreciation, after my butt rises in a Xioping massage....but this looked like my visit was going to be a dud....back and front.. After, she got both groins equally, she went out, got the hot towels and came back in to wipe the oil off. Then came the flip, the pillow under the head, no draping and....

Holy Fuck!!!!! Does that cute little hotty, ever know a man's body where it counts.
Sensual teasing all around the stomach, the thighs, the legs, the grazing and cradling with forearms of the 3rd. leg, my my mind wandering to 7th.heaven, her hands eventually settling into my Great Escape, paradise release, Handy work even I could never replicate, gliding back and forth, and the switching up to tug, Choo chooo! goes my little engine that still could, as he rises up the hill to Glory Land.....and after the rare 5 plus minutes of proper Lingam supremacy; my closed eyes are seeing their own fireworks. Unlike the annoying ones I am seeing on this fucking website....my Xioping ones were Glorious....and something you would never get from Gloria at Glorious Massage.

Too bad there was loud talking outside my room, during the good stuff, Ivy cut me short 5 or more minutes, never really did a full frontal massage, and the massage itself sucked. Hopefully, that improves. Maybe, I will get a four hand with her; and someone better skilled at massage....maybe she gets better. $140 and few ounces lighter, I am walk out thinking "Damn....I wish I could just do a 30 minute massage with Ivy the next time. That would be perfect!!"

P.s. Ivy acted surprised and delighted with my special holiday $50 tip. So...if u guys still think a basic semi or non-legit massage should cost a minimum $60 tip:
"Carry on Wayward Son(s)!! There will (still) be (a fully relaxed) peace when you are done. (BUT) Nothing can equal (Ivy's)the splendor. Surely heaven (sweet h.e release) waits for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eastcoastdan]

Thanks for the great review and, I like your writing style. Very entertaining.

The only thing more annoying than the fireworks is the mask over the avatar!

 

[TBone]

Thanks for the great review and, I like your writing style. Very entertaining.

The only thing more annoying than the fireworks is the mask over the avatar!

You can disable the dumb holiday animations in settings: