Massage Parlor Reports

[Agalloch]

Why, you horn dog! I was thinking the very same thing.

 

[Nadir]

Lex's analysis is on point! Slease you know you might even be abel to overcome a price hike if you are a regular;however, it would bbring resentment overtime as you will get a reputation as a cheap charlie!

They are raising prices BECAUSE they Can! Obviously business is good (demand)..they wouldn't raise prices if business was slow..that would not make sense..geeze business is terrrible no one is coming here so let's raise prices.

Finally if you spent your $1920 elswhre the AMP would be better off ...they could get 12 visits by someone willing to pay the extra $20-40. Just pay the increase and smile.

Don't get me wrong I don't like price hikes but I like the AMPs and girls. Give em a break. They earn every buck they make.

Peace Dude

 

[? Nut Nut ?]

Man. Where do the newbies come from.

Here's an idea. If you're not sure if a place is open. Being as we do live in. What year is it. 1953. 1967. No

2008

1) Get a phone. I know new technology scares some people but try it. It's pretty cool. Look back in the forum and find the number for the place in question and call. If nobody answers, it's more than likely closed.

2) Have a few dollars around the house or perhaps a car, friend with a car, family member that can give you a ride. Something. Bus schedule. Anything. Recon the location. This means GO! Turn off The Oxygen network and travel.

I'll even provide an example. Take into account, this is when I was green at this. Ride down to the location in question and walk around. Get a vibe for the neighborhood. I was not impressed with the neighborhood Rio was in (granted I was there at like 11PM on afriday night and I had had a few road sodas. CPHC was in contrast much better. So was Sun.

Find a payphone (there are still a few around) and call the location from across the street or someplace local and ask a dumb question or two.

"Say. I'm Maurice, when do you close tonight? . (she answers). Are you busy. (her answer again). Thanks" click. Pretty simple. It's kinda fun too. If you get stopped by our buddies in blue, say "I'm lost. Can you help me. I was looking for the textile museum. " Keep it simple and things will go better.

I'm just here to help, I'm not trying to be a dick. Make some effort, and we'll give you some help. Don't show up like a crackhead and act stupid. It's not the best of ideas.

Sometimes I forget to post, sometimes I post with the day off by a day or so but I try and get help from a lot of folks here.

Cabbie!

 

[dokomo]

Stopped by around 4 pm, paid the parking box and headed to the bar a few doors up from the stair well.

Sat down had a drink and BS'd about all the LEO on the street. She said they are thick because of the Mex restaurant a few doors down. Lots of traffic in and out of the place and they are just trying to keep the drugs at bay.

I asked about the Orange and she said the cops could care less about it.

I headed out and up to the 2nd floor and before I could touch the door, mama-san buzzed me in. As she greeted me, I leaned over and hugged her and asked if Yayo was working. She said yes and took me to a room.

Before I could get undressed Yayo came in wearing a red Mini and red tank. I invited her in and kept taking my clothing off, while she assisted. I asked her if she remembered me from the other spa and she smiled with a Yes. ( total BS - I never saw her before, but it worked).

Once with only a towel we headed to the shower, where I received a very good TS. Lots of ball and ass play. I whispered to her that She needs to make sure my rim is very very clean, so she lathered up her hand and played poke winkie. Of course by now I am at full mast and she gave nice attention.

Back in the room we totally skipped the rub down and she dropped her cloths and then got on the bed with me for a long DT kissing and touching session. This moved to a very good BBBJ, then a 69 till I nutted hard. She is shaved and very clean smelling/tasting.

We then cuddled and round two began. This time she began with a AR/BBBJ, then moved to covered mish, cowgirl, revCG, then finished with a BBBJCIM.

Totally awesome visit, total of 160.

As always - BS as if you belong there and you will be treated wonderfully.

Surfer out

 

[Pompal 09.]

I am seeing the red carpet is already rolled out.



LDL

BTW-I'm coming to DC soon - anybody want to party? PM me.

LoveLOS[/QUOTE]

 

[amethystannie]

I know what you are talking about but those Asian girls are actually escorts and require screening and is not anonymous like going to an AMP. The ones that don't are either a rip-off or are risky or are old and ugly. I'd love to try out Asian Exotics as I have a thing for Thai girls but they require references which I don't have besides AMPs or employment information which they won't accept because I'm self-employed and work from home.

 

[vordusckin]

I don't remember the name of the place, but theres a girl named BeBe at the 4th floor walk up off Conn. Anyone else have experience with this girl? I've had her twice now. Tall, maybe early 30s, solid 8.5 with looks and body, service is decent, but I swear she's damn near mentally I'll. First of all, she seems fascinated by the phrase "what do you do." She would repeat this phrase constantly throughout the session and it had no apparant relevance to anything. Whatever. I guess she just likes the sound of those words. And as far as our conversation went, it pretty much consisted of her having conversations with herself. She would stand in front of the mirror and talk to herself in some language. Not in english but it didn't sound like korean either. Also had a very strange sense of humor, and would ramble off talking to herself and occassionally start laughing about some joke she made. Bizarro. Anyway, it was all fun and games until we got to the TS and she tried to shove the bar of soap up my ass. She seemed to think this was funny but I didn't appreciate it. She kept trying to do it, too. Who knows where that bar of soap has been, maybe up another mongers ass so I certainly don't want it up mine. Remainder of the session went satisfactory, except for the fact that she continued to display bizarre behavior and have more conversations with herself. I'm not a psychiatrist but I seriously think this girl is out of her skull. Just wondering if anyone else has had experience with this nutjob.

 

[Caramel Eyes]

What a great post! Is English your second language, or are you 12 years old?

Additionally, I must say that a great deal of thought must have gone into choosing that handle.

LexLuther

 

[MAR2009]

Lmao, this is what I cam talking about.

 

[jack h]

Found myself on 18th st yesterday on my lunch break. I stopped by jasmine's and I must say I was quiet disappointed. I was greeted by Amy, who wanted 70 for the house, and wanted 100 for HJ, and tried to upsell me every second I was there. Avoid this place.

 

[robind]

I have to agree with my fellow low posters. One would have to be either overconfident, naive or LE to assume that they are entitled detailed info without prior posts. I pm'ed a senior once for tips of the trade, and that was it. I've been in DC for about 6 months and have had about 12 successful hits, all thanks to just those vague hints.

I know some people don't have the time, as they're in town for a day here or there, but come on, it only takes about an hour to read enough back posts to get an idea of where to google. Anything after that is going to be you taking a risk. That's part of the damn hobby.

Like or not, the activities that we all love to engage in are clandestine and morally and legally ambiguous, so suck it up and deal. It's not that hard.

 

[Violet]

Gee I thought they explained all that to you in Atlantic city.I read the responses to your last post there and I got it.Why don't you?

 

[Sharry510]

Some of the girls I know have boyfriends. Funny thing happened once, where one of the girsl answered her cellphone during our session. She chatted briefly and hung up and apologized for the interuption...It was funny at the time!

 

[Sahara]

Maybe I'm overreacting, but do you guys remember what happened the last time all these new posters popped up with their mini-reviews?

 

[thankfull]

I am concerned that a one time poster would come on here and ask about Green and NaNa. By RTFF one can tell that Green closed and that NaNa was a favorite of some. So it would be easy to glean that info, regurgitate it here, and ask for intel. I'd like to know that Wamassageplanet.netoy has first hand knowledge of Green and then maybe we can help him out.

PM me, Wamassageplanet.netoy, if you want share some intel. It's a two way street.

AD

 

[J.A.]

I've been lucky enough to have traveled regularly to Europe. The hobby is 100% legal in countries like Germany. I go back there and spend my money on hotels, food, and rental cars. Pouring hundreds of Euros into their economy. To participate in the hobby.

DC's AMPs allow us to invest in a quality product while depositing a lot of dollars into the city coffers.

They just don't get it.

FYI, I can't believe the cop offered $200 right after the table shower.

I agree with previous posters. We need to make the rounds of our favorite businesses and assure them we will protect them as best as we can.

 

[asker111]

Do you fellas think that maybe we could get back to the point here?

This subject has been beaten to death and I really think that the majority just does not give a damn about how much they make or where they sleep.

Thank you!

JJ

 

[tommie]

I saw her last Sunday. She's leaving Friday and will be back on the 15th.

 

[~.:Just Me:.~]

"Nice flip, but I took too long and she started calling me "Superman.""

How can that be? She told me I was SUPAMAN!!! There cannot be two!

LOL, other than that, your observations are 100% correct.

 

[J NAES]

I always use "I want everything", or show it with body move. Works every time. Yes you wanna fuck but be a gentleman.