Political viruses in India

[GI joe owner]

P.V. Narasimha Rao Virus:

First of all, this virus reduces the CPU speed to 66Hz. Before

executing any instruction, it deleberates over it a number of times

and finally does nothing.


V.P. Singh Virus:

This virus reserves a quota for each instruction, and executes them

only according to the quota. Needless to say, the least used

instructions have a higher quota than the more used instructions.

This virus is also known as social justice virus.


Sukh Ram Virus:

This virus first swallows 10% of the bits in each instruction and

then executes them.


Maneka Gandhi Virus:

This is a green virus. It executes only those programmes that were

written by vegetarians or animals.


L.K. Advani Virus:

This virus pops up every now and then, and the only way you can

continue working is by typing Jai Shri Ram 108 times.


K.P.S. Gill Virus:

Only ladies need to worry about this virus.Every now and then the

users get a whack, you know where.


Phoolan Devi Virus:

This virus hijacks all high priority processes and generates page

faults for them. At times, this virus may also celebrate the CPU*s

birthday.


Deve Gowda Virus:

The main characterestic of this virus is that it tries to schedule all

the processes at the same time. This virus services all the request

for resources,and allocates them irrespective of whether they are

available or not.


Jayalalitha Virus:

This actually is a family of viruses. Each member of this virus

family grab as much of hard disk space as possible,while the main virus is

totally unaware of it. When everything stops working,this virus

blames the user for the whole chaos.


I.K.Gujral Virus:

Before executing any instruction, this virus calls tries to get the

approval of 18 other viruses and most of the time, one of the viruses

blocks the instruction. So Gujral virus most of the time does not

execute anything. While it is not doing anything, as it is always,

this virus connects to the Internet and keeps sending data to all

major/minor countries in the World except India w/o receiving the

replies.


Veerappan virus:

This virus plays hide and seek. it captures some resources and

releases them after sometime. it sometimes seems to be eradicated but

suddenly reappears.


Laloo Yadav virus:

A dangerous virus, gulps all the resources as well as it corrupts the

data. If you try to use scanner, During hibernation,it will rename

its signature with another deadly virus of the same family. This virus

takes help from other viruses to avoid scanning.


Mulayam Virus:

Whatever way, it will try to grab resources of the system, it's only

task is to abort BJP processes. this virus hangs the system by

sending conflicting signals to different hardware units.


Sonia Gandhi Virus:

Once a part of most deadly virus family of the world. No scanner can

detect now, how much damage it can cause to the system, but people

use Bofors scanner for temporary protection.


Kashi-Maya Virus:

It's also called the Dalit virus, it destabilizes the co-ordination

amongst different resources, It controls & steps the low priority

resources from functioning. Lot of scanners available now to kill it.

Other viruses are thriving by splitting this virus.

 

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