Some of you circle jerk idiots need a lesson, and I'm here to give it.

[RealTalk101]

On behalf of spa girls in toronto.

Hi. Maybe we've met, maybe we haven't. The answer is insignificant. I am a spa girl at one of the many discussed spas here, and we hate you

Well maybe not you personally, but some of you are scum. No offense. Just kidding, lots of offense.

I'll try and make this quick: this forum is ruining an experience for some men. Reviews are one thing, but the sh!t that you guys discuss is unnecessary and rude. I go in to every session wondering if the man on my table is going to come talk about our time together in intimate and unnecessary details.

Here's some rules to follow if you would like to be a valued client, and not one of the douche bags we laugh at in the back room:

A) wash your fu¢king ass and balls. Some of you smell like raw sewage and don't even notice. It's nasty and someone should teach you proper hygiene.
B) some of your breath smells like tooth decay and it's horrible. If you're trying to kiss and I'm dodging, there's a reason.
C) NEVER. EVER. EVER. Respond to a price I give you with 'well so-and-so does it for *cheaper*. Good for so-and-so and good for you. Then why the hell are you in my room bugging me. Go see her. Bye. Meaning don't come to Gucci with your Walmart wallet. Stay in your cheap ass lane. If you've found someone to give you something for a discount price, count your blessings and stay with her.

D) do not ever assume that extra service doesn't come with extra prices. I will laugh your ass out of the room if you tell me 'well I take care of her sexually, then she takes care of me with a BJ. Fu¢k off and bye.

E) we hate you forum posters that say too much, and if we know you're a heavy duty poster, you're going to get basic service because we don't want our shit all over the Internet. I'd rather have guys that come in with no expectations and make their dreams come true over some dude who's just having a session to talk about it on here after. We don't like you. (Not including lurkers or guys that don't give detailed reviews on the open forums)

YMMV is a thing. So if you tell these men that we kiss, and some idiot with mouth rot comes in expecting it, he's gonna have a bad time.

Maybe try us out because you like surprises? Don't ever go in to session expecting. Ever.

I'm sure I'll think of more later.

 

[FredNurks]

I think I love you already.

 

[RealTalk101]

I think I love you already.

Hi Fred. I will assume you don't have rotting balls and seek dental treatment in a timely manner.

 

[Ursus]

This rant is written by a guy, not a chick. Tell tale signs.

Listen OP. You are a Mangina, so go hang out with your female friends and feel better about yourself.

 

[Ursus]

Don't ever go in to session expecting. Ever.

God forbid any customer who pays a girl money should have standards or expectations. We should all just be happy that these below average whores are talking to us, right?

Ridiculous.

 

[RealTalk101]

Since I used the last post to berate you, I would like to use this one to actually help you and answer some questions that I find a lot of clients have.

• Do NOT be afraid to ask questions or let me know a fetish/ something that really gets you off. You want to suck on my toes for the entire session? Hell yes. Just ask. Chances are that I've been asked far more crazy requests and was happy to oblige.

Want to know if anything more is available?

Ask away! Even the girls who don't offer an extended menu are used to the question and are completely fine with it. I suggest waiting until the massage gas stared, chat for a few mins, and lead in with something like

'Hey, quick question, and please don't feel obligated, but do you offer any additional services?

You say exactly that and you will get an open and honest answer almost every time.

We want you to have a great time, we want you to come back (most of the time), but most of all we don't want pressure or awkwardness so asking a question in a respectful and nonpushy way will ensure that you get what you came for (if it's a girl who offers that). And if she doesn't, just try to go with the flow. If she's busy and doesn't offer add ons, there's a reason why. Let her show you.

 

[IronHearted]

Didn't this cunt post the same shit on other forums before?

 

[RealTalk101]

God forbid any customer who pays a girl money should have standards or expectations. We should all just be happy that these below average whores are talking to us, right?

Standards are not expectations, ursus. Of course you should expect high grade. You shouldn't expect full service when going to a spa. That's what your tgirl hookers are for.

Ridiculous.

 

[RealTalk101]

Didn't this cunt post the same shit on other forums before?

No. But you do seem like the type to be on 20 different forums, whacking your pathetic dick to other people's stories. Suck it.

 

[King Arthur]

Want to know if anything more is available?

Ask away! Even the girls who don't offer an extended menu are used to the question and are completely fine with it. I suggest waiting until the massage gas stared, chat for a few mins, and lead in with something like

'Hey, quick question, and please don't feel obligated, but do you offer any additional services?

You say exactly that and you will get an open and honest answer almost every time.
.

This is not true. A girl is not going to say that she's just done three bbbjs in a row but won't with you, or has jacked the price for whatever service up way past her regular rate. Of course MPAs have a right of refusal and I understand why they don't want to say what they actually think, but open and honest answers are few and far between with anyone at a spa.

 

[King Arthur]

Also, these kinds of boards are a blessing and curse for MPAs I think. I've had some ask me to write reviews because they like the business it brings in but they also say just don't mention this or that.

 

[Hangdai]

I like having the occasional viewpoint of the ladies ,

it sometimes brings a dose of reality that we all need.

Definitely better then reading those god awful BS reviews and threads from our resident skin headed Klan member trolls that hang out on here.

 

[Hangdai]

"Circle Jerk"

Crap, had to look that one up on urban slang, too funny.

And no, I've never partook.

 

[Ursus]

I like having the occasional viewpoint of the ladies ,

it sometimes brings a dose of reality that we all need.

Definitely better then reading those god awful BS reviews and threads from our resident skin headed Klan member trolls that hang out on here.

You realize this wasn't written by a woman, but a man, don't you?

 

[IronHearted]

"Circle Jerk"

Crap, had to look that one up on urban slang, too funny.

And no, I've never partook.

This fuck is definitely not white guy in his 40s if he doesn't know the meaning of "circle jerk", more like old thai fuck doing laundry.

 

[Freshy1]

On behalf of spa girls in toronto.

Hi. Maybe we've met, maybe we haven't. The answer is insignificant. I am a spa girl at one of the many discussed spas here, and we hate you

Well maybe not you personally, but some of you are scum. No offense. Just kidding, lots of offense.

I'll try and make this quick: this forum is ruining an experience for some men. Reviews are one thing, but the sh!t that you guys discuss is unnecessary and rude. I go in to every session wondering if the man on my table is going to come talk about our time together in intimate and unnecessary details.

Here's some rules to follow if you would like to be a valued client, and not one of the douche bags we laugh at in the back room:

A) wash your fu¢king ass and balls. Some of you smell like raw sewage and don't even notice. It's nasty and someone should teach you proper hygiene.
B) some of your breath smells like tooth decay and it's horrible. If you're trying to kiss and I'm dodging, there's a reason.
C) NEVER. EVER. EVER. Respond to a price I give you with 'well so-and-so does it for *cheaper*. Good for so-and-so and good for you. Then why the hell are you in my room bugging me. Go see her. Bye. Meaning don't come to Gucci with your Walmart wallet. Stay in your cheap ass lane. If you've found someone to give you something for a discount price, count your blessings and stay with her.

D) do not ever assume that extra service doesn't come with extra prices. I will laugh your ass out of the room if you tell me 'well I take care of her sexually, then she takes care of me with a BJ. Fu¢k off and bye.

E) we hate you forum posters that say too much, and if we know you're a heavy duty poster, you're going to get basic service because we don't want our shit all over the Internet. I'd rather have guys that come in with no expectations and make their dreams come true over some dude who's just having a session to talk about it on here after. We don't like you. (Not including lurkers or guys that don't give detailed reviews on the open forums)

YMMV is a thing. So if you tell these men that we kiss, and some idiot with mouth rot comes in expecting it, he's gonna have a bad time.

Maybe try us out because you like surprises? Don't ever go in to session expecting. Ever.

I'm sure I'll think of more later.

Sometimes the Mpa has bad breath and we clients recoil and are turned off,there by having a sub par experience.

 

[Hangdai]

You realize this wasn't written by a woman, but a man, don't you?

Sounds more like a well known , educated Premier lady to me.


Realtalk101, please post a body pic of yourself so we can determine gender!

 

[Freshy1]

Sounds more like a well known , educated Premier lady to me.


Realtalk101, please post a body pic of yourself so we can determine gender!

Agreed, most likely a Premier lady that is strong willed, outspoken and has a bitchy edge.you can tell by the title of the thread. She is here to teach us knuckle dragging apes a lesson. Probably at Perla. Posts by other girls don't sound like this.

 

[Woody Womb Pecker]

Sounds like Stella.

 

[RealTalk101]

Sounds more like a well known , educated Premier lady to me.


Realtalk101, please post a body pic of yourself so we can determine gender!

Yessir. Give me a few. I'd rather you all know I'm female for sure and take said advice. Of course ursus thinks I'm a man, god forbid a woman so anything other than jack his cock.