Story time (Ultimate YMMV story), plus some reviews from my time (I'm done!)

[DeGOAT10]

Hey guys,

Just wanna say first of all thanks for all of the reviews, tips, and everything. I've gotten a lot of great info from this place. Some decent folk on here. Just wanted to share a story as I am retiring from this hobby for good.

Couple weeks ago, I visited a place with a provider that has been reviewed before (not going to reveal who or where). Booked a massage. There were no reviews of this provider doing extras, however I still wanted to book an appointment. There's just something about the thrill of the hunt that makes you want to try new providers. I was feeling confident enough that I could somehow get an HE outta this one. When she first saw me walk in she had this huge smile on her face (I'm a younger guy, probably that). Got in the room, stripped down and laid nude on the table on my stomach (ignored the sheet). When she walked in, she didn't seem to care, and got straight to the massage. She started on my back/neck, and so far everything seemed legit (besides me being nude with no drape haha). She started on my legs, and this is when I started to get to work. I noticed she was not gonna do any teasing, so I asked her if she could massage my inner thigh close to my groin. At first she asked why, and how I hurt it (mentioned it was sore lol). I didn't really anwer and danced around the question. She obliged, and as she massaged me inner thigh, she started nudging my LG. I let her know this felt great. At this point I knew I was in. I then asked if she could do the other side, however this time she was more sensual as I moaned (quietly) in pleasure. At this point it started getting really sensual. I asked her if she could play with my balls, and she obliged (man she is amazing with the tease). All of a sudden, the massage went from a trigger point legit massage to sensual one. Ah, the thrill of the hunt.

Once she flipped me over, I was obviously hard at this point. No drape, and she started massaging my chest but kept looking at the LG with a smile. She started teasing me a little, from admiring to quick strokes and touches to my LG and the boys. Man, this massage was something else now! She told me that she was turned on at this point, and she confessed she thought I was cute from when I walked in. She told me to keep this a secret. I told her hey, you have my word. Things then turned even more sensual. She has this really sexy look that really turned me on, she would contort her body as she stroked my LG. I started touching and carressing at this point. I knew I could do as I wanted at this point. She was just as excited as I was. She then leaned down and started kissing me, deep french kissing. Like wow, mind blowing DFK. We kissed for a few minutes and then I turned she took off her top. Man, I hit jackpot I thought. The whole time she was like "I'm only doing this because I like you, don't tell anyone". You see, this here is 10 times better than going to someone at an MP where you know what the end is going to be like. This here is the thrill of the hunt. There is an excitement when it comes to the unknown with these ladies.

Things went on, and we just had some more fun together (man it got real freaky there, she's a Super Freak, to quote the legendary Rick James). After a mind-blowing release, I cleaned up and was on my way. Crazy thing was, she didn't even ask for a tip. In fact, she didn't really want one (her rationale was that she enjoyed it as much as I). I still tipped her 25 bucks and went on my way.

I never really expected that to happen. At this point, I am willing to leave this hobby on a high. I've been meaning to quit for a while as I really need to save money for some other interests in my life now. I have also reached the ultimate high point in this hobby. There will not be a better experience than I just had, so I will simply just retire a champ (haha!).

It is all about the thrill of the hunt guys. Know your limits, read body language properly, and don't be afraid to take a leap. I won't leave you guys with nothing though. I have some reviews from the past year that aren't the classic, Sunny, La Bella, Xiapoing, CO, etc.

Pon at AD's massage: Ok, really weird experience here lol. My first visit I came in with a stiff neck. Someone here mentioned she was great at Thai massage and that it worked great for taking care of pains. I gotta say, it was an amazing massage in terms of getting me feeling better. No teasing or sensuality at all, but I wasn't looking for that anyway. In fact, there was a sign that said "NO MASSAGING OF PRIVATE AREAS" or something like that. My 2nd visit, I opted for a regular oil massage. This is where things got weird. The massage was great overall. However, she started teasing the hell out of me when she got my legs. I thought, hmm... not what the sign says but I ain't mad atcha! The teasing was really intense that when I flipped I was already hard. She started gripping my LG and going to work. I thought man, this is great! All of a sudden, she stopped and went to my neck and head. Lol I was confused, and assumed she would go back and finish. Nope! All of a sudden she got up and said time's up. I said wait a minute, Pon! What about... too late. She was gone. It was a sad scene lol. I decided I would still return, as the massage was great and maybe she would finish me this time. Once she saw me, she went on this rant about being a better person, and she grabbed my arm and walked me to one of the rooms and showed my the sign about not massaging private areas. She was ranting like a crazy person at this point. I decided to leave and never return lol.

Cori (Healing hands): Great legit massage. Helped me with a sore neck. She massages out of a home. Don't even think about extras, strict draping. 8/10 massage.

Qing Lewis: Thought I would pay her a visit after a year. Her massage is great, but completely legit now. No teasing. Draped the whole time. Still a good massage. 7/10.

Felicia (CL). Younger bbw black lady. Great breasts. Opted for a sensual masasge. Lots of teasing and got a great Russian finish between those amazing boobs. 8/10.

Loving gaia (tantra): Interesting experience. She gets nude with you. Lots of weird breathing and intimate touching. Massage's you a bit then a really long HE/Russian/Body slide. Multiple shots. Very attractive woman. Great breasts. Overall a bit expensive (175 bucks). Still interesting experiences. Russian lady. 7.5/10

Lavendar (Coco): Meh. Meh massage, Meh finish. She asked for 40 bucks tip I gave her 20 lol. She wasn't too happy but it wasn't that great a service. 5/10

Keke (Top care): Older woman. Decent massage. She did a HE which was ok but she was really hush hush about it. Overall 6/10

Bodycare 124 street: HORRIBLE. Walked on my back, flipped me over. Grabbed my LG and hurried me to a finish. All in 10 minutes. I asked for an hour lol. She had the audacity to ask for 80 bucks plus a tip. I gave her 10 bucks and told her to fuck off. Walked away half expecting some Asian MFers to jump me lol.

Melissa (Sole Spa). Someone said they got an HE from her so I went. Meh massage, didn't even flip over. No hint of anything. 4/10

Kelly on Stony Plain: I have no idea how some of you get a good time from her lol. Went 3 times, all 3 times no teasing, nothing. Horrible boring massage. 3/10

That's all I got folks. I'm done with this hobby. You can PM me if you want but I prolly won't respond. I'm swearing this hobby off. The only massages I get will be at legit medical clinics.

Happy hunting folks!

 

[Bruh]

Wow... GREAT POST

 

[Rubbie Burns]

Not even Peyton Manning went out that "on top". Gives me hope that kind of dream is possible...

 

[Bob the Knob]

Kelly has always taken care of me when I have seen her.
Top Care - probably CiCi - same experience here.

 

[Jelloguy]

Kelly has always taken care of me when I have seen her.
Top Care - probably CiCi - same experience here.

I have to agree with Bob, Kelly has never asked and I have never - she just did what she does naturally.
Pon - was brutal on my neck area for the massage and kind of had the jackhammer effect the one and only time I saw her. I didnt like her style so I saw AD and Thaiwan after that. Thaiwan was a gem and AD was a one hit wonder.
Felicia - saw her years ago in the North and most recently did the 4 hand with her partner. F's jug are absolutely awesome and her mouth knows how to handle that cums by . Her partner (she changed names 3 times during our session was pretty cool. I would repeat with them both. I won't discuss pricing because apparently I was the guinea pig for that new service.
Sammi from 125 st - pure tease mostly drape and nothing more
Annie Topcare - hot, nice teasing massage but nothing more.
Wei wei - older gal. I find her massages very relaxing and she is always on my "to go" list.
Lewis - It was a DIY relationship from the start. Saw her twice for 4 handed but other times have been her staff, forget the names but she is off my list.

I'll add a few more when I don't have to work.