The True story of the famous Donkey show

[Howdy]

Thanks for the vote of confidence Fireballs ! Yes TJ doesnt need a donkey show they have enough action for the visiting Americans. There are enough "donkeys" going around hung like a pony

 

[Young Guy]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Donkey shows in Mexico are a myth in this time period! Now I gather at one time they had a Donkey show in Nuevo Laredo, many years ago, as we have some reports of such an event. But I seriously doubt in today's post AIDS world that such a show would exist in Mexico?

For me to be convinced of a current Donkey Show, it would be something I would need to see for myself. Now maybe if Bohemian had actually witnessed the show I would believe it, as I come to respect the stuff Bohemian posts and have no reason to doubt him, but the fact remain that Bohemian didn't see the actual show, and only believes they still might take place. Nothing against the other guys but I don't know them and unfamiliar with their work.

Now of course I could be wrong, as I been wrong before. They even have the Donkey show in Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia online. complete with a picture! ( disgusting) But I'm sorry Wikipedia isn't the last word. You see guys all the time offering proof of what they say because it's in Wikipedia. Wikipedia is good and they try very hard to get things accurate, but the fact are they are often mistaken. Wikipedia, isn't the last word as other would have you believe, as they get lot of criticism.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_show

Mexico or rather the border cities has nothing to gain by having a current donkey show. It just would add to their current 'rep' of being a place where Americans come down to get fucked up on Alcohol, drugs and have sex with Mexican hookers. Having Mexican hookers fucking donkeys will only worsen the reputation of Mexico and encourage even more racist attitudes towards all Mexican women in general. I could just hear some hapless good o boy in so called God's country say, 'ain't those whores in Mexico sure nasty, they even fuck donkeys, now my mama, or any white girl would never do that, they ain't like those Mexicans!'

Another reason I don't believe the Mexican provider has sex with the donkey it says she won't always do it unless the hat going around has plenty of tip money in it. I'm sorry, guys I see visiting Mexican bars are just bad tippers.

Here is a made up story regarding the Donkey bar, and I suspect many thing we read about donkeys and girls are made up too. ( yes I'm aware the internet is full of web pages of sex with animals)

http://www.collegestories.com/StoryView.aspx?sid=1600&page=1 Read here.

 

[Mummy 2 Lorenzo]

Having lived in South East Asia for 3 years I can say the built-in urge to be alive will prompt us to do "what ever it takes".

I've seen Asian girls laugh, smile and show a real good time while I look and then cuss like a sailor when they think we are not looking. I have video to prove it.

Filipinas are a classic case. Who would train years in a under rated school just to be crowned "Nurse". They will do anything to get out of their country and earn a few hundred dollars.

Where I live in Kuala Lumpur, you can find the most pretty and sexi flippers in the bars. They have one thing on their mind... Get that money. They dont care of you, age, safe sex, BBBJ or anal and only want to survive in a Muslim environment long enough to get back to their squatter house and open a small business either selling food or small grocery store.

All in the name of survival.

Rock on to the Donkey. Some day I'd like to say I witnessed a show.

 

[heatherette]

Those crazy old Chinks think that tiger nuts and tiger dicks and gall bladders from bears and such will make their old shriveled chopsticks stiff again. And there is so much money in HK, and now everywhere in Capitalist China, to buy that stuff, that the species are surely doomed.

I'm not sure if Japs go for that stuff, but if they do, I'm sure that they will soon be sending teams of ninjas into zoos, to whack the last of the balls off the species in question. I don't think they need quite as much help in the hard-on dept., however, since their women could suck water out of a stone.

Yes, it's quite an interesting little town in itself, is Boy's Town. As you say, most regard Papagayo as the best place there, but certainly not the cheapest. Then Tamyko, Marabu, and a few others, then a passel of shitholes and transie bars, and cubbyholes for "door girls".

I guess I've been in every bar there, except for a few of the places on front street where the caballeros take their ladies to dance. Not a good idea to hang around there waiting for some drunk Mex to get the idea that the gringo is staring at his puta... they can go haywire over that, and will have plenty of help from their amigos to kick your ass.

That almost happened to me at a taco stand in Dallas (where half of all the Mexicans on the planet live), by a bunch of wets, but since we were in the U.S. of A., I gave them a peek at my 9 and they graciously reconsidered. But don't get the idea that I don't like Mexicans, because I do. I especially like their brown-skinned women, who make a good substitute for Filipinas who are so much farther away. I especially like how Mexican women's assholes look, very perky and inviting.

 

[Leslie K]

Well Spazmid, I will give it to you, you have given a different perspective to it ! I was also watching CNN travel last week, and the Sr Medical Specialist Dr Sanjay something ? was interviewin the chef at a far easter "special" restaurant, where the typical menu was Tiger Testicles, Monkey brains etc. The Tiger Testicles was priced at US $ 2500!!. Now thats the high end guys hitting rock bottom ! I did not meant to look down on the desperate folks doing what they are doing. It is sometimes difficult to understand when one is used to "easy" life for whatever reason.......

Now coming back to more like Monger stuff, I liked that Boys Town of Nuevo Laredo. The girls were mostly from Monterrey at Papagayas (the Adelitas type club), and boy werent they good. The other local bars also had some decent selection. And then there was the transvestite Alley ! a la articulo 123 type street within the town.

 

[steveh4316]

I don't think it's a stretch for you to say that a girl who would suck a donkey's penis has hit rock bottom, even though I prefer to not think of someone who has somehow regressed through serial misfortune to that sad scenario as trash.

I'm pretty sure that most people have no idea how low they would sink to survive... we have this built-in urge to be alive that we can't shake off, most of us anyway, no matter how grim things get.

On the other hand, rich people in big cities go to fancy restaurants and pay large money to eat testicles of various animals prepared in different ways. I just saw Anthony Bourdain do it on the Travel Channel the other day. Perhaps you've done it yourself, if you are an adventurous epicurean.

When you think about it, that's not so far removed from chug-a-lugging a big load of protein-rich horse-jizzum. So who's more degenerate? It's all in your point of view.

And when you consider further, it would be as fresh as eating a new carrot or tomato while standing in the garden, or taking a bite out of a fish that's still swimming... literally. Fresh indeed, surely a meritorious thing for any chef's delicacy.

I haven't tasted donkey cum, nor have I eaten any creature's nuts, but I would sooner do that than eat a clam or an oyster, which has been lying on the putrid sediment of the ocean bottom, ingesting medical waste, myriad types of pollution, toxic chemicals, mercury, cadmium, lead, and other poisonous heavy metals, and shit, including human. The ultimate bottom feeder, which many folks in turn eat with relish. Hmmm... since they're at the top of the food chain, I guess they are the ultimate bottom feeders. It's unsanitary, unhealthy, and disgusting.

As I've said many times, you've just got to know how to break it down.





Clams that I will eat.

 

[jkhdjsadg(:]

Ok Spazmid, I will let Fireballs deal with you

 

[Scout]

Opinions, opinions. If you can imagine it, then it can and probably does exist. I've seen 'net vids where a woman got both her cunt and asshole fisted by a hand bigger than mine, and I can hardly find gloves to fit. I doubt that she would have much trouble taking a donkey dick.

Maybe a young, fresh girl from the provinces would be unsuitable to suck a donkey dick, but after all, they haven't come to Candyland to work, either. I'm sure, however, that there is an abundance of of sloppy old skanks - a veritable cornucopia of them - who would suck the dick of a buffalo or an elephant or a whale, for a few bucks.

 

[twix]

Fireballs, Things happen in remote places NL is not exactly like TJ where all you rich guys owning million dollar properties come in I would agree that Mexican chicas are generally conservative even if they are in the sex business. But desperation can make people do things unfortunately. The TJ market has enough dollars rolling in, in Nuevo Laredo is 3 hours away from San Antonio and 5 hours from Houston, the nearest cities comparable to San Diego/So Cal cities. Besides the overall income and traffic in those area are substantiatilly loweer then the overheated So Cal cities. As I have said, I have not seen the act, heard about it, actually saw the donkey always tied outside, but even if the girls did it they would be absolute rock bottom trash who cannot peddle int other ways

 

[Powderpuff]

It's hard to believe any chica in Mexico would suck a Donkey's dick and let it fuck her as many of these newbie chicas are so sexually conservative when they come from their small towns and ranches. As it is we sometimes have trouble getting them to give us a BJ, and DFK is so hard to get.

But then again compared to some of the Jackasses that visit these Mexican border cities from the states. I would think some of the Bar girls would prefer the company of a four-legged donkey than a two-legged jackass?

 

[tehe :)]

They do have a donkey show at that bar in Nuevo Laredo. It's not a scam. I think it is called "Martha's Club". It's next door to Tomyko's bar. They keep the donkey tied up by the entrance. I have, unfortunately, seen it with my own eyes. I thought it was rather disgusting but the crowd seemed to enjoy it.

They have two or three shows a night, just ask a waiter when the next show is.

It's a small donkey (about 130 lbs I'd guess) but its got a big dick. They bring it in and lay it down on its side. I guess Mr. donkey enjoys it cause he starts getting a boner on the way in. Two guys roll him onto his back and hold up his legs. The girl sucks his dick for a bit then squats down over it and fucks it.

I took a really really really really good look at the girl to make sure I didn't ever take her after that.

I haven't been there in a year and a half.

 

[Cudnt_b_happier]

Close enough. Martha's is like any other bar... if you see a girl you like and want to buy her a drink, play pricktease, or fuck her, then it has merit. Otherwise, it doesn't. Martha's qualifies as a shithole to some degree, as do most NLBT bars, but if you don't like shitholes, what are you doing there? Shitholes, by definition, stink. Doubly so if they have a donkey on the porch.

As for the donkey show, if they would set a time and stick to it instead of making you wait, and if the girl would always suck the donkey's dick for real, and take it up her greasy twat, then reserve me a seat. I would watch any two animals of any species have sex, including humans who are of course also animals, just for something to do. After all, there are so few good movies being made nowadays.

 

[mandm68]

About the Donkey show in Nuevo Laredo. A couple of year ago when I was visiting in San Antonio, I went to Nuevo Laredo, Boystwon, They have Papagayas which is the equivalent of Adeliats over there, and they have a quite a few mexican type bars,including Marthas where they have the so called Donkey show, Couple of time walking past I saw the Donkey tied outside the bar, but the place was stinking so I did not step in and neither did it interest me.....

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'm not going to tell you that I've never written any bullshit on this forum, but every word of the above is true. Ask the same question on the Nuevo Laredo forum, and I'm sure some of the guys who go down there to Nuevo Laredo Boy's Town regularly will tell you the same thing.

Adjust your display options so you get all the messages in a thread from the beginning, and I'm pretty sure you will find messages about the subject there already. As I've said many times to many people, I would go and look for you, but you are a grown-ass man.

 

[Rachelle]

Spazmid thanks for coming to the rescue. I'm not sure if I believe much of it, but very nice funny post.

 

[O r e o]

As usual, I must come to the rescue.

There is indeed a donkey show in Nuevo Laredo, or was a few years ago, the last time I was there. And yes, they will delay the show for a ridiculously long time, so they only have to do it once per night, unless a big crowd demands it sooner... usually not the case.

The show took place in a bar called Martha's. You can go to the obvious forum - Nuevo Laredo - and see Cool Beans map of Boy's Town in a well-marked thread. It even says "Martha's Club, Donkey Show".

The lights will be turned down very low, and the sex is more often sleight of hand - mostly simulated - disguised by the dim ambience.

However, if the current girl is nasty and willing, she will suck the shit out of the donkey's dick, and fuck him if his penis becomes erect.

I haven't seen a donkey with a really good boner, since a human female most likely does not offer the aroma that would trigger that in a donkey (perhaps they could use the piss of a mare in heat)...

But on the other hand, I have seen video in which a shetland pony was fucking the shit out of a woman, very erect and excited, and blows a quart of cum inside her. Which of course falls out of her when horsey withdraws, and plops to the floor. Of course, the woman had to be somewhat of an animal herself to take such a pounding.

You could hear the camera man encouraging her along, telling her to relax so the pony could "find her", in other words locate her vaginal entrance with the head of his cock and shove it in.

I have also seen a woman suck off a horse to orgasm, once in person, a little horse, and several times on video with normal size horses.

On the same topic, I have accidentally run across "dog" videos on the internet, and as a young Navy man visiting Korea, saw a Korean street girl suck a dog's dick for a couple of dollars that a sailor paid her.

I don't recommend for anyone to watch this sort of thing, especially if you're sensitive... you will never get the disgusting images out of your head.

On a related note, if you really like unusual visual spectacles, you can go across the street, just west of the donkey show bar, and pay a couple of transsexuals to let you watch while they suck each other off... at least they're human.

Or, you can just remain an ordinary, innocent, filthy monger of prostitutes, which practically qualifies you for a halo by comparison.

BTW, as far as I know the donkey show in TJ was always a scam. Apparently they take you and show you a piece of shit reel of Mex porn, and when you complain they tell you, "The man in the film is the donkey"... fucking typical Mex bullshit. I heard a lot of San Diego sailors tell that tale, back in the day.

 

[Heakesaurry]

1ho nos all you did was varify my story thank you

 

[Helpp]

http://travel.latimes.com/articles/la-trw-before-las-vegas-tijuana-was-escape12sep07?page=3;)

 

[S M]

Actually there was a donkey show. the owner had a donkey in his bar, and you and your buddies sat and looked at it all night long.

 

[mandytandy]

I was in TJ in 1968 and went to what I was told was a donkey show. There was a donkey in a pen in the barroom. I got there around 9pm and was told by the girls I asked that the donkey show would start "soon." By 3am I was drunk and broke and had to leave even the show would start "soon." None of my buddies ever got to see the show either-ever.